The Door from which the group had entered suddenly [i]clicked[/i] as if it had been locked. Another door, to the front of the room, appeared by magic.

The door opened to reveal... A goat in sunglasses.

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CC:[i]WAIT WAIT WAIT! Did I read that right? A goat in !@#$ing Sunglasses pops out a Magical Door? Now I've Seen everything.[/i]

SC: [b]Shut up.[/b]

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The Goat stomped his hooves on the ground and the door disappeared.  

"Well, the Goblin King is missing." The Goat began, "You probably read the letter we sent, because if you didn't, well you wouldn't be here. This stuff is so secret, only me, a few others and you fellows know about it. Not anyone in the whole of the [b]G.O.O.P[/b] knows it. It's only Ten Days before the great Goblin Speech comes along, and if you don't save him, we'll have a whole goat damn WAR on our hands. We appointed you all because you haven't done anything of importance, or all the everyone who saw is dead. We need to keep this on the down low, first word to the goblins means a war. You each will be paid 500,000,000 gold EACH. That five hundred million, for those who can't hear numbers right. My informant in the Mercenary Guild says that someone on the inside may have him."

"Any Questions?"