[quote=@Jig]
1) I speak French and German (and Dutch).
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I wish I could speak German, considering that my Dad's side of the family is German. Embarrassingly, the only real encounters I've had with the language was with Dad constantly playing PDQ Bach's [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNabSidq2XU]Blaues Gras[/url] when I was a kid. Us being both musicians and complete dorks, it's hilarious to us. I can only imagine how 'what in the fuck' it sounds to anyone who actually understands German. Or anyone who doesn't for that matter. :x

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