[quote=@rush99999]
...Simpleton?...SIMPLETON?! How dare you! How dare you insult me! ME!...Well you know what? I may be a simpleton. But you don't even EXIST! You're a fictional sock puppet used to represent the alternate side of a singular person. THAT'S ALL YOU ARE, 'COOL' CHAD!
[/quote]

[i]*Stands up Shot Gun at Ready[/i]

[i]Did you just call me [u]FAKE?![/u] Huh?! You punk! I exist! All the time! I get more B@tches than you'll ever see![/i]

[i]Not Real? NOT REAL? You know what, I don't need this. I don't Need YOU[/i][@rush99999]

[i]*Leaves[/i]

SC: [b]Dear lord save us. Sorry Rush. He just needs some time to calm down. He'll be back after he finds the boose.[/b]