[quote=@Darcs]I'm thinking of doing another one with a song (or two) woven into a non-linear story told within the post.[/quote]

Fine, but you may only use Vengaboys' songs.

I personally have more modest ambitions. A text dreadnought is all I aim for. With the eloquent firepower with which to crush my enemies. And a bowling alley. And a bar.

This metaphor may have gotten away from me. Which is concerning, as a runaway text dreadnought could do a lot of collateral damage.

...hmm...