[quote=@Etcetera]
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Besides, the chances that it would be orbiting and rotating at the same rate that we're orbiting and rotating is astronomically low.
_Slight Joke_
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Although the fact that it's not up to chance is in place, I provide you with an obligatory chuckle to complement your joke, then inquire if we should go back to the base until Comrade Soul returns.