[@Palindromatic]

I'm fairly certain I'm done with my character sheet. You asked for a cohesive backstory, and I served you an incoherent pile of shit. I figured it was best to be intentionally vague with Xerxes' history, because since his past doesn't directly affect the plot or enhance the lore, it's something I'd rather reveal over the course of the role play. I love those dramatic reveals, because I am trash and have a wavering sense of responsibility, if any. 

If that's all right, of course.

Don't hesitate to point out things you'd like me to edit, especially if you spot something you don't think would suit the story.