What!? I can say the same thing back to you! >:O 

PLAYING THE VIOLIN IS SO HARD!!! Guitar is so much easier because you can slap that thing around and it will still sound pretty decent as a psuedo-percussion instrument. Arrrrggh!

A violin is capable of such nice and graceful music, but I just can't use the bow properly to save my freaking life. I tried it a few times a few years ago, but never went back. The notes I make just sound so heavy and rigid. In my hands, that instrument sounds like two cats having sex. (Not a fun sound.) DX

Maybe it's because I'm tall and clumsy.