[quote=@TheWizardLizard]
I can't even imagine what would happen to Chris.

Like, behold! Chris's powers have evolved!

Birds now feel compelled to shit on him, and anyone he speaks to immediately punches him in the junk.

[/quote]

That's a pretty crazy!
I mean, he'd be a walking target for all the Hunters,

#martyr

Edit: Shoulda been "Lo and behold."
More English effect.