Jack Ob's goals

1.) Find cure to stupidity.
2.) Find cure to common cold.
3.) Discover what causes gravity.
4.) Find cure to uncommon cold.
5.) Shave my beard.
6.) Try not to run out if ideas for my goals list.
7.) Get inteligenter.
8.) Laugh every day.
9.) Leave the world something worthwhile.
10.) Celebrate coming up with ten goals.