If I left the house looking the way I wanted to, I'd probably run into someone that I know and then they'd tell their friends like, OH I SAW RACHEL THE OTHER DAY. THAT PONYTAIL WENT NICELY WITH HER NO FACE MAKE UP, LEFTOVER MASCARA RACOON EYES AND THAT T-SHIRT WITH THE HUGE HOLE IN THE ARM. So, that's why I always wear makeup and put on real pants I: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjGk_jU6t5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKOZgQy8qrw
these make me laugh way too hard and I thought I'd share.