I might get in a similar post soon.
Tempted to ask for a collab, hm...
But who will the lucky [s]victim[/s] darlimg be?
Hm hm hm. Tempted to talk to the drunken bearded one.

EDIT: [s]Evelynn won't object to being pulled aside and kissed ardently by delicious Félix because he's French but also an NPC you go get 'em Jigglypuff, write those essays and knocked them Dead.[/s]