Your quest is to find shitty Romance novels published on Amazon. I'll start.

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[quote]"A crusty orange cloud of cheddar flavor dust cakes on the side of my face and I rub my cheek against his dry crummy abs. Cheesy smiles and leans over to plant a crusty kiss on my forehead."[/quote]

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