This kid was fast but Eli was more than step or two faster than him. As the distance closed, the fear of empty of beer bottles hitting him the head rose greatly.Still Eli reufsed to be denied his sled ride. His eyes and mind were fixed on his target, still a thought creeped into his mind. A grown ass man was with all manner of things scrawled across face with a bunch of rope was chasing a nude ass sixteen year old boy scareming and drinking his lights out. If this didn't shout sex crime to the heavnes nothing would. 

It didn't take long for Eli to catch Kou. Once Eli had him it took even less time for Eli to jerryrig a harness. With timing that was a little too perfect Jim showed up with a wake board. Just as Eli could attached to the board the boy got loose, dragging Eli along the long the sand. 

Elijah Craighs vengence was a comical sight, riding a wake board across the sand being pulled by a jackass kid. Eli couldn't help make the sight a little worse. "Yah Dickboy! Yah! Where is your Spuddy savior now! Not even Saint French Fries can save you now!"

Eli waved as they passed a bunch of people getting ready to play volleyball. Eli smiled as he used his pryomancy to form a whip, he cracked it a few times with. With everyone crack of the whip Eli aimed for a butt check. Elijah's laughter only growing more creepy and Joker like. Human wrangling, what a joy.

Jim Harper sat back in the sand watch in horror. "That white boy is fucking crazy. Aint no other way to say. That boy been dropped on his head once or twice as a baby."