[i]Man. I'm getting kinda hungry. Of course there's no kitchen in this room, and the free food in the lobby is just popcorn and peanuts until dinner. That's how these tropical places get you. But... hot damn, room service is ACTUALLY reasonably priced for a change. What's that number again...[/i]

Richard Wrole turned over, looking up from his menu to the hotel's phone, an old rotary number. He'd spent most of the morning-and lunch- at the beach, and hadn't gotten breakfast or lunch. This meant that his stomach was in open revolt, staging a violent protest. Of course, there WERE those crazy hoops you had to jump through to make internal calls.

[i]Let's see... room service is 0 for internal calls... 4 for room service... and 376 for the order itself...[/i]

...H! E! R! O! When this mystical sequence is put into an H-Dial, a strange function begins- the dialer can become strange and wondrous heroes from across the multiverse! Of course, whether it's Robby Reed, Chris King, Nelson Jent, or now Richard Wrole- they never know WHAT they'll get when they... DIAL [b]H[/b] FOR [b]HERO![/b]

With a pulse of red light, the letter "H" flew out from the phone dial, coating Richard... who vanished. In his place appeared [url=http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/theflash/images/5/50/Flash_001.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081111004731]a red-clad man[/url] with lightning decals over his years.

[i]Wow! That dial must have given me the mystic power to transform into super-heroes from across the cosmos... and apparently to exposit and think like a comic book character. This should be freaking me out, but... it seems normal while I'm using it. Right now, I've become The Flash, protector of Central City! The costumes are all really similar... but if I know my DCU, I'm Barry Allen, the Flash who made the jump to the competition at Marvel as Flash Forward before returning! With the use of the Speed Force, I can accomplish nearly anything! Now... how do I turn back and order a sandwich...[/i]

In an instant, Richard found his hand making its way to the dial, dialing 6734.

O! R! E! H! When this mystical sequence is put into an H-Dial, the powers are lost and the transformation is broken, allowing the user to return to their normal form! A responsible hero only uses their powers for good, and always gives them back when the battle is ov-

[i]Ooooorrrr I could use the powers for absurdly mundane non-evil shit.[/i]