Gia was the first one to observe Isabella running towards the group, irate and angry. She spoke to Constantine and Jenni:

"Who's that woman and why is she so angry?"

"Oh, that's Isabella Lancaster," said Constantine although he didn't know how he knew. "She's well, a wanabee Casanova who tries to seduce people a lot, but fails just as easily - perhaps because she's too forward." He continued saying this in a deadpan voice even as the enraged woman came within hearing range. This caused Isabella to grow even more angry, and scream out:

"Too forward?! Men - like those two guys from Illegal Stuff Ptd. - should be throwing themselves at me due to my looks alone! Instead I've been repeatedly humiliated by people who should have been putty in my hands! I don't know why I fail - are they gay or something?!" Isabella was almost in tears.

"Hmm..." Gia said, "perhaps I can help!" A quick note about Gia: She was the sister of the Previous Story's Evil Overlord, Director David Michael Taylor of Aperture Tech, who had the power to gain the abilities of Metas whose blood he consumed. Gia was similar, only in her case, she can get [i]mundane skills[/i] as well, and get them from [i]DNA Samples[/i] of people. Basically, only Eden and Patel rivaled her in danger.

"By the power of Gia," the woman spoke in a frosty, regal voice, "I invoke you, power of Gaydar!" A pulse swept across the beach, a wave of detecting energy even Alto cannot intercept. She then faced Isabella gravely.

"Sadly, the two guys you referred to aren't gay...although one of them, Alto, his name is, [i]might[/i] be a Lolicon." She then smirked. "Wanna broadcast it to the world?"

Isabella smiled again.

"Oh, that would be [i]delicious[/i]." Gia met Izzy's smile with a regal one of her own, and raised up her hands.

Suddenly, giant letters of neon were announcing: "ALTO'S A LOLICON! ALTO'S A LOLICON!"

Constantine facepalmed.

"Why are you facepalming, Consty?" said Gia, "you should be thankful that I use my powers for innocent pranks!"

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