"Okay, let's go see what the commotion is," Eden said as his Gryphon destroyed Jaden's colossus. 

Some time later, Eden and Jaden would reach Alto's position, staring curiously at the note on his head. 

"Are you [i]really[/i] a Lolicon?" the boy said. "Because that's bad, you know."

"Yes, he is!" said Gia. "Anyway, you and your dad seem to have unique DNA! Can I have a sample, perhaps a strand of hair?"

"Gia," spoke Constantine, "that's creepy."

"Hahahahaha!" laughed Isabella diabolically, drawing attention to her red lips. "My revenge is complete! This is how I -" then a naked 16-year old was thrown like a projectile at her, causing her to be blasted away into the sand.

"Yuck!" spoke Isabella as she took stock of Kuro's body. "I am not a Shotacon! I like only adults!" Then, an idea came to her.

"Hey, you," the woman said to Kuro, "how would you like a more powerful, [i]adult[/i] body to take revenge on your tormentors? You can pay me back later; wouldn't that be great?"

[@Raijinslayer]