Ian

Ian was about to take them somewhere more private, when he saw Alto and his little harem girl coming this way, which caused Ian to be more than a little upset. [i]God dammit, why does he have to be such a cock blocker. I could have been having a three way right now.[/i] Ian scowled, wishing he had laser vision, or at leads 'Set your cousin on fire' vision that would be nice. With a sigh, he turned to Light, pulling out a card ti hand to her with his contact information. "While I could out run them, I feel like they would become too much of an annoyance right now. These are my contact details, call me later today and I'm sure I'll be available." Once Light took the card, he'd be gone in a flash, after giving her a gentlemanly kiss on her hand of course. He'd appear next to Chiller, giving her a similar card, and hitting up her own bad pun with his own. "Call me when I'm not so busy, I'll be sure to plow your snow caps any day., Crap, making bad puns is harder than I thought."

After giving his paramours a sad farewell, he turned his vengeance-fuelled anger to his annoying cousin, appearing with an arm around Sefia and a rather pissed of look on his face. "You have the [i]worst[/i] timing, you know that right? And you're going to pay for it. Sefia's already paying for it, sorry darling." He gave Sefia a friendly kiss on the cheek before vanishing to the other end of the beach, leaving the poor girl naked, except for a few pieces of paper covering her unmentionables and chest. On each piece of paper, a message was set along with a chibi figure of Alto with his thumbs up and an intense nosebleed. It reads: "Property of Alto Ganze, do not touch on pain of death and dismemberment." Ian had also taken the time to leave a drawing of a chibi Ian giving Alto the finger and had taped it to his cousin's face, before he resumed his flight from the two, though he was mostly afraid of Sefia. He kine what she had a temper and wasn't a fan of his wonderful sense of humor, especially when she was the target.
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