[quote=@Lucius Cypher]
I AM FILLED WITH BEE-WOLVES! 

ON THAT NOTE BACON IS NOT USEFUL IN A FIGHT AGAINST BEARS! BEAR JEWS! [i]ERIC![/i]
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Well duh, they are immune to pork because they don't like it, you need chickens... :p Distracts them while you get the hell out of dodge. XD Oh geeze, the madness is spreading.