ACCEPTED COMMANDS
[quote=@BrobyDDark]
>Cockbox Pisswaser in the face
>If he survives, he may join me on my grand adventure
>If he dies or falls unconscious, he may not join me on my grand adventure
[/quote]

[quote=@Snarfulblast]
>Pisswaser summons a hitler baby meme to protect his face from the cockboxing

>Pisswaser joins Box Cockers party
[/quote]

You all proceed to leave and never come back to the town.

You stop to make camp for the night, but you both must fight an Insanity wolf!

What will you do?

[hider=Team]
[hider=CockBoxer]
Level: 1
Health: 30/30
Defense: 1 
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp:10/10
Knowledge: 1
[hider=CockBoxer’s Inventory]
Nothing
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[hider=Cockboxer’s Skills]
[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate


Hit: Hit him with your dick

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[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???


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[hider=Pisswaser]
Level: 1
Health:30/30
Defense: 1
Attack: 2
Speed: 1
Derp:20/20
Knowledge: 1
[hider=Pisswager’s Inventory]
Nothing
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[hider=Pisswager’s Skills]
[hider=Attacks]


Punch: Punch Foe

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[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Generate Meme: Derp Needed; 1
Creates a Random Meme

Create Hitler Baby Meme: Derp Needed; 5
Creates a 10 Hp Hitler Baby, which automatically takes hits before your party


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