[quote=@Callthecops]
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Literally me... Like all the time.
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What might be a tad different is that my dad was in town visiting, dragging me round, on a [i]blindingly sunny[/i] day, to a variety of different pubs in London, with, you know, the expectation that I drink more today, with [i]nothing I could do about it[/i] apart from smile and engage in intellectual, academic conversation about art*.

* (I don't like art, but made the mistake of seeing an academic conversation on which I could speak with a small authority and jumping on it, despite not being interested or remotely equipped to deal with it)