Choice quotes of my rendition of Discord, for the pleasure of those pony fans among us.

[quote]Discord (who is not only named Discord by the [i]way[/i], but in fact everywhere) had walked off, away from Pinkie Pie. Well, Discord 2 had. Or was the Discord with Pinkie Pie Discord 2? To rectify the situation, he invented a new number system consisting of two numbers which were equal, and so the Discord with Pinkie Pie was Discord Dis and the Discord walking away was Discord Cord.

It was, of course, genius.[/quote]

[quote]Either way, he had gone off on one too many tangents, and he suddenly realised that he was about to bump into a gazelle grazing in the street. He tripped over her with his long giraffe legs and went flying, his body contorting into several completely non-Euclodean shapes before he landed on exactly 7 and a half legs. He looked at the half leg and frowned, shaking himself so that the half-leg flew off into nothing.[/quote]

[quote]Discord nodded sagely, scribbling notes on a notebook that had appeared in his hand. His cap had become a nurse's cap and he had thick glasses on. "Yes, yes, very good. That is the appropriate reaction to witnessing me at work. Now, just for the juicy-- salient details, how do you feel? Are you confused? Do you feel angry? Does life feel meaningless?" His questions became increasingly heated and frantic. "Has your entire worldview been shaken? Or, worse yet, have you [i]lost your mind?[/i] Has it turned to chaotic mush in the wake of my reckless abandon?"

He adjusted his glasses. "Actually, half of those questions were absurd, and the other half were inappropriate. You decide which was which. In fact, mess up the percentages a bit if you like. Make up your own options! I don't care."

The gazelle blinked.

"Perfect! I love how [i]detailed[/i] that response was! Please, tell me more, even though I don't really need it thanks to such an incredibly informing response about your situation."

The gazelle blinked again.

"It just keeps getting better and better. "

The gazelle blinked once more.

"You know, I bet the people of the Department of Redundancy Department love you."
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