No no, you've got it all wrong, little girl! I'm not here to steal them.

 I'm just going to take the posts to a farm in the countryside where they can run free and make friends with the [s]my wallet[/s] hens, sheep  - and bunnies! Yes.

Why don't you run along now and grab yourself some candy in a pretty 'lil bottle labeled 'Sleeping pills'?

Go on, first one to find them gets them all!