raw, rawr , rawwwrrrrr
-pfff, little  roar. 
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Oh no... I just killed my father. This is what happens when you leave me alone with my thoughts for long chucks of time....

Also, I got a job offer and this was in the selling points of reasons I should move there 

Only 50 miles from the nearest Walmart and 90 miles from the nearest shopping mall, this quiet town offers a variety of activities for the outdoor enthusiast.

....Yeah.