*clears throat*
Awkward Story Time. My dream last night.


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So. It was like a board game. We in a wide hallway. The floor was water. And we had to move around on a level circle on these platforms. Next to one platform was a window, in which waited police men. Pretty sure they were topless. And very man-model.
So. All the players on the board were women, and were whores. Yea. We were whores. XD And the point was to move through the platforms, leaving one by having sex a specific way. (not even kidding) And we had to get past the window without being caught by the police, because prostitution is illegal.
And it was our jobs as the current players to 'test' the new women who joined by sleeping with them. So ... I was having sex with a woman (Pretty sure I knew her from high school) and the weirder thing was that she had a ... penor... and she gave me a facial on her finish and I was super pissed about that.

*hangs head in shame*
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