[quote=@ViolentViolet]
[@The Scotsman]

I don't think I'm that horrid. It just might be a bit shorter than yours is all. 
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That's totally okay.

So it's a long ass post (~7500) but it carries the story on a fair bit, and includes most of the characters so far. If I haven't directly mentioned you, do as you wish. Any errors, let me know or ignore it, it's up to you.