[quote=@Snarfulblast]
>Tell Box Cocker that with the box on his cock that it will not ruin the meat.

> Call on a philosoraptor to phiophie on the wolf.
[/quote]

You use [b]Generate Meme[/b] to try to call a [b]philosoraptor[/b]!

But, you make a [b]Grumpy Cat[/b] instead. You and your team now have an undying hat for the Insanity Wolf.

[quote=@BrobyDDark]
>"FOOL! THE MEAT WOULD BE TOO TENDER TO ENJOY!"
>Punch the wolf in the face
[/quote]

Cockboxer Punches the Insanity Wolf in the face!

(Base damage 4 + 3 Damage Punch + 4 Hate Damage + 2 Extra for being placed in the Face = 13 Damage)

You discover that the Insanity Wolf has 20 Health!

7/20 Hp

The Insanity Wolf uses Splash!

It does nothing. In the land of Pokemon that is! But this is Spam Adventure!

Splash deals 29.9999999999999999999999999 Damage to Cockboxer!

What will you do?

[hider=Team]
[hider=CockBoxer]
Level: 1
Health: 1.1111111111111111111111111/30
Defense: 1 
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp:10/10
Knowledge: 1
[hider=CockBoxer’s Inventory]
Nothing
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[hider=Cockboxer’s Skills]
[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate


Hit: Hit him with your dick

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[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???


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[hider=Pisswaser]
Level: 1
Health:30/30
Defense: 1
Attack: 2
Speed: 1
Derp:20/20
Knowledge: 1
[hider=Pisswager’s Inventory]
Nothing
[/hider]
[hider=Pisswager’s Skills]
[hider=Attacks]


Punch: Punch Foe

[/hider]

[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Generate Meme: Derp Needed; 1
Creates a Random Meme

Create Hitler Baby Meme: Derp Needed; 5
Creates a 10 Hp Hitler Baby, which automatically takes hits before your party


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