[b]Accepted Command[/b]
[quote=@BrobyDDark]
>Draw a Box Cocker seal of approval in the left corner
>Begin following the map towards its destination
[/quote]

Cockboxer leaves the campsite, leaving Piss to clean up the campsite. 

Cockboxer makes his way to Goose. The Town has a giant Goose statue outside the gate to protect the city.

A gatekeeper appears! He wishes to know where the fuck you came from.

What will you do?

[hider=Team]
[hider=CockBoxer]
Level: 2
Health: 30/30
Defense: 1 
Attack: 4
Speed: 1
Derp:10/10
Knowledge: 1
[hider=CockBoxer’s Inventory]
Nothing
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[hider=Cockboxer’s Skills]
[hider=Attacks]

Cockbox: This is an Insta-kill 50% hit rate


Hit: Hit him with your dick

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[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Cock-Blast: Derp needed: 100 
Effects: ???


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[hider=Pisswaser]
Level: 2
Health:30/30
Defense: 1
Attack: 2
Speed: 1
Derp:20/20
Knowledge: 1
[hider=Pisswager’s Inventory]
Nothing
[/hider]
[hider=Pisswager’s Skills]
[hider=Attacks]


Punch: Punch Foe

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[b]Defend[/b]

[hider=Magic]

Generate Meme: Derp Needed; 1
Creates a Random Meme

Create Hitler Baby Meme: Derp Needed; 5
Creates a 10 Hp Hitler Baby, which automatically takes hits before your party


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