[quote=@mdk]
Resumptive pronounce seem like total assholes with no valid use among good writers, and they should be banned.
[/quote]

These are the consolation points of grammar. Things you can technically do, but shouldn't. They might be allowed, but grammar was always the main focus of immature writers anyway. The big boys worry about syntax, and the syntax of sentences that use resumptive pronouns seems to be pretty goddamn awful. 

The writer who uses resumptive pronounces, sounds like yoda does he.