[b]Accepted Command[/b]
[quote=@ActRaiserTheReturned]
>Pray to the Ancient Internet Spirits Of Evil to assume the form of the Troll God. 
[/quote]


A Young man within the walls of Goose sits within the confines of his basement. A yearlong ritual has been taking place here. The ground is littered with Dark Memes and the blood of countless virgen MLG COD players. As he pulls off his hood, he begins the dangerous calling of the Troll God.

[hider= The Calling of the Troll God]
Ahhhhhhhhh
Ya ya yaaaah
Ya ya yaaah
Yaaah ya yah
Ohohohohoooo
Oh ya yaaah
Ya ya yaaah
Yaaah ya yah
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ohohohohoh
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ye-ye-yeh
Ohohohohooooooooooo
Aaaaoooooh aaaooo
Hooo haha
Nah nah nah nah
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nuh
Nuh nuh nah!
Nah nah nah nah nun
Nun-ah nun
Nun-ah nuh
Nah nah nah nah nah!
Nah nah nah nah Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Dah dah daaaaaaaaaah...
Da-da-dah....
Daaah..
Da-dah...
Lololololoooooooooooooo!
Lah la-laaah
La la laaah
lol
haha
Ohohohoho
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
Ohohohoho
ho-ho-ho
ho-ho-ho
Lololololooo...
AAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eeeee-eeeee-EEEEEEEEE!
Luh-luh-lah...
Lah
Lah-lah
Ohohohohooooooooo!
BOPadudududu-dah-da-du-daaaah!
Da-da-daaaah
Daaah
Da-daaah...
Lololololo
lololo
lololol
Lalalalah!
Trololololo
lalala
Oh-hahaha-ho
Haha-hehe-ho
Hohoho-he-ho
Hahahaha-ho
Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lolololololo
Lololo-LOL!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
La-la-laaaah!
La la laaaah!
Laaaah
La-lah...
Ohohohohoooooooooo!
La, la-laaah!
La-la-laaah
lol
haha...
Lololololo
Lololo
Lololo
Ohohohoho!
Lololololol
Lololo
Lololo
Ohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[/hider]

Every lyric he emits from his mouth becomes written on the walls around him

Until they all float around him and form with him.


The Troll God Rises once more.

[img]http://cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/9b/60/9b606128d6f64130e545684d6ce7f0b5.jpg[/img]

In the Heavens of The Ancient Internet Spirits of Good sits a lone God of Rage Faces. His children had gone on to do their own things, but He had banished the Troll God to the depths of Who The Fuck cares, where no one, not even a god can escape. 

At least without outside help.

“He has returned. I can not stop him. I need a hero.”

He looks into the infinite wisdom he has and pulls out three men.

Cockboxer, Pisswager, and Cock Blockla all appear infront of the god

What will you do?