[quote=@Darcs]
71342 are you just Tenish's alternate account? I think I solved the mystery y'all.
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Why does everyone think that every crotchety old man is me in disguise. There are other crotchety old men.

What, do crotchety old men look the same to you?!

[quote=@71342]
[@Darcs] The mystery remains unsolved.

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If anything, that would be my alternate account - given our post count. Yet that account has been here longer. How you linked such contradicting statistics, such varying personalities, as interger to your sum - is the real mystery here.
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And this is totally not me trying very hard to suppress all thoughts of correlation between me and 7-whatever. 

Definitely, most certainly not.