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[@KaiserAuto][@Voltus_Ventus]

A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young girl who'd been kidnapped by an evil witch and a drug lord.

Hmm? 'What does that have to do with the food thing'?

Oh I thought we were listing examples of bad excuses.

(On the real though, I hope you don't take any of these jokes to heart as some sort of subtle and malicious quip, I'm not that intelligent.)
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Too late...