Just so I can get this right what are the members of tem powder keg? [quote=@Lugubrious] I feel rather that Nero would be a surprisingly good comedic partner for Karn. They share a somewhat similar attitude in general, though Nero's is of course somewhat more morbid. Karn: "Wow, what a scary situation our heroes are in! How can Team Frozen Heart ever get past the Oracion Seis's evil master Zero?" Nero: "Well, if they try really, really hard after Zero murdifies them, they can technically get past him by oozing along the floor!" We haven't done much yet. I'll compile your summary when we've got more stuff. Oh, and maybe you can add Team Powder Keg to the official Phoenix Wing teams? [/quote] [quote=@Silver Fox] [color=lime]Okay last episode, I finally get to go on my first mission! Hurray! Along with Zero-Kun, Zenny, Dammy, Bloody Mary, and Mythy! Lucky for us I had a carriage waiting! Course everyone kiiiinda went...."[/color]*poofs to Melina, gives What the Fuck face then poofs back* [color=lime]"but haha you know! I turned into a horse and pulled the carriage to our mission, Dammy deciding to..."[/color] *poofs to Damian* [color=red]"Nahhhhh I'm riding my swooooooord! Wooooo"[/color] *poofs back to Karn* [color=lime]"As we went Mount Hakobe fight a huuuuuuuuuge dragon! ....Well we already met this dragon as Hemlock last episode but that's a secret! No telling! Half way through we took a break. Mythy and Melina ran off to perform their blood... Transformation ritual whatchamacallit and the rest of us discovered Zero-Kun and Zenny kinda have the Dragon Slayer weakness of motion sickness and Zero-kun went all.."[/color] *poofs to Zero* [color=Purple]"Bleeeeeeeeh! Blehblehuurg! This suuuuucks!"[/color] *poofs back to Karn* [color=lime]"Then I sorta mentioned how Dragon Slayers were prone to this and Zero-kun scolded me I should keep his magic a secret as well. Buuuuut Dammy sort of got irritated and went all..."[/color] *poofs to Damian* [color=red]"Nuh uh! We are family and family doesn't keep secrets! Get your tushies outta here if you can't trust your Guild buddies to share your special seeeeeecreeeets! Now tell me if I should be ready to muuuuuurderrrrrrr giant draggy or not!"[/color] *poofs back to Karn* [color=lime]"But then I went all, 'But Dammy everyone has secrets and killing baaaaaad!' Then suddenly I smelled a bunch of blood and went to check on the girls in the forest and saw a bloodbath from their bloody transformation ritual thingamjig thingy! And Mythy was a wittle adorable dragon thing! And Bloody Mary was all like..."[/color] *poofs to Melina* [color=lightblue]"Uhhhh I told you not to follow. I haven't even cleaned the blood off and gotten food. Well at least this isn't my house otherwise this would be considered rude as a houseguest."[/color] *poofs to Karn* [color=lime]"But then I volenteered to get food and went hunting! Back to the other guys, Zero-kun was all like to Dammy while Zenoram was all like..."[/color] *poofs to Zenoram/Zero* [color=plum]"Nooooo don't do any of thaaaaat!"[/color] *rolls up sleeves and loosens collar and tie* [color=purple]"We literally just joined like, two days ago dummy, your a big dummy for expecting us to spill our guts of secrets. What? What? Did I annoy youuuu? Come on bring it on!"[/color] *poofs to Karn* [color=lime]"And Dammy was all like.."[/color] *poofs to Damian and crosses arms in a serious badass pose* [color=red]"Whatever. Dummies."[/color] *poofs back to Karn* [color=lime]"So after I hunted and got a delicious meal, I shared some with the others but Dammy didn't want any but Zero was all like."[/color] *poofs to Zero* [color=purple]"OMNOMNOMNOM!"[/color] *poofs back to Karn* [color=lime]"Then we continued on until reaching the village at the bottom of Mount Hakobe, only discover EXPLOSIONS AND FIRE AND SCREAMING PEOPLE GOING AAAAAHHHHH and dragon roars going RAWR RAWR and stuff. We meet this weird guy and he sucks a bunch of guys on us! But he does mention something about a dragon. We managed to beat up a bunch of dudes but now we gotta hurry to the mountain! There is quite a lot of people and five strong people! Two in the mountain and three in the village. Whatever they are doing to Hemlock, it can only be no good! Will the group be able to defeat these foes and save Hemlock the dragon? Find out next time!"[/color] ...... Karn. I don't think you summarized it accurately xD Prince: I liked it. Shh you don't count. [/quote] That was good