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10/10 bonjour hon hon baguette Eiffel Tower. (I don't know any Spanish words to make an equivalent comment in that.)

I'm all for either of those, though!

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Il se trouve que, I have a friend who is a native speaker so I might just go with France. 

Por orto lado, I also remember a little bit of my high school spanish class.