[quote=@rush99999]
>Request a weapon that will increase cock blocking abilities to a power level of OVER 9000.
>Also request snacks.
>And an epic theme tune.
>And a bad ass set of wheels.
[/quote]

The Page Face God looks the tiny Cock Blocker in the face.

"Here is the shield of Cocking. It'll block any cock."

"Even a Cock Box."

Snacks have been acquired.

[quote=@BrobyDDark]
>Request the Wizard Cape of +1000 Intelligence
>Request the Gaydar + Scrublord attachment
>Request a better cockbox
[/quote]

The Wizard Cape of +1000 Intelligence has been acquired!

The Gaydar (with Scrublord attachment) has been acquired!

A Diamond CockBox has been Acquired!