[quote=@MyCatGinger]Also. Now that it's firmly established you're English, Jigglesworth, and frequent London...
I'd like to imagine you sit in an immaculate dark room in a large backed swivel chair, face lit solely by the bluish glow of your massive computer screen with your back turned to the door, in a way that, upon walking in, the silhouette of the chair can only be distinguished by the glowing blue halo around it. And you have a pet cat, a white or black Persian or even a Siamese with blue eyes too, that sits in your lap and which you stroke over and over.
And if anyone comes in, you turn around in this chair ever so slowly and the person at the door comes to see one of your eyes is bionic, but you wear thin rimmed spectacles anyway for effect more than anything else. Or a monocle on your natural eye.
And you speak in a posh bad guy British accent.
[s]And this probably is the way you design the shenanigans of the Wolf Manor, a crazed lunatic with poise, only assuming the façade of normalcy as you interact with us on our level.[/s]

Ha! I bet you don't even have a [i]real[/i] couch you play Smash Bros on, I bet it's just another ruse!
But I have you now, Jigglesworth, my boy!
So, have I successfully cracked the case?[/quote]

No, it really is just me with alcohol, a spliff in my mouth, lots of Smash Bros and not enough thinking about exams.