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HEY MOTHER FUCKERS.

Alright, here is how shit is gonna go down: once a week, starting every Friday, we grab ourselves a bitch-ass little sparkle cock fairy, and for the following week afterwards, everyone roasts the God damn shit out of them.

Now I know you shit-lords are too shit-for-brains retarded to comprehend such a complex machination of my own design, so I'm gonna spell it out for you:

DON'T BE A LITTLE BITCH.

All roasting is to be contained in designated roast thread, and any roasting outside of designated roast thread is punishable by extensive, vicious, and thorough verbal punishment, as well as standard moderation intervention. Only the designated roastee will be roasted in this thread. No roasting will occur on Fridays.

All roastee delegates must first volunteer to become potential roastees on the Roastee Roster. Naturally, I too will volunteer.

To maintain fairness, the only roasters qualified to roast the roastee are those who have volunteered to be marked on the Roastee Roster.

All responsible RPG users will enter their vote by post. The votes will be tallied and the lucky winner with the most votes will be the designated roastee on Friday. ROAST THAT FUCKER ALL WEEK until next Friday. Voting resets every Friday. Friday is Diplomacy Day.

Designated roastee must not be A LITTLE BITCH and take the punishment without argument.

@MENTION your nomination so they can see WHAT THE FUCK they're getting into. During Roast Week, you must @MENTION the designated roastee so that they cannot escape the roasting.

Nothing is off-limits.

The pain train has no brakes.

COMMENCE VOTING.
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[i]- Spoopy Scary[/i]

Come on, all. Don't be a bitch.
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[b][u]Designated Roastee[/u][/b]
None until Friday!