[quote=@UrbanEvolution]
You people are sugar-toothed monsters with no love in your souls.

Plebians.
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[quote=@Nightmare Bunny]
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Why, I think I hear the words of a blasphemer.

WOE TO YOU, BLASPHEMER. THE SUGAR GODS LOOK DOWN UPON YOU WITH SCORN!!! xD
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To that, I present to you...

[quote=Book of Sugary Delights, Ogobrogo 9:26–37]
No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And Sugar is faithful; it shall not let you be tempted beyond the sugary limits. But when you are tempted, it shall also provide a way out so that you can chew upon not the heathen vegetables brought forth from the bowels of damnation, but from the heavenly ambrosial taffy given from Sweet Tooth's own stash.
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In Sweet Tooth's name, we stand.