[quote=@UrbanEvolution]
[@Nightmare Bunny]

You.

You are an American Pavement Ape.

Chances are you're in America or another first world country.

You probably live in a city. Cities have wifi and pavement.

You are a primate.
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Those are some great guesses!

Except that none of them apply to me~!

Unfortunately, I'm actually an alien from outer space! Although my human disguise is, in fact, Chinese :) And I'm going to school... in rural, rural Massachusetts. So, wrong on all three counts! But it was a nice try~! :D