[quote=@UrbanEvolution]
<Snipped quote by Nightmare Bunny>

Sweet Tooth Sableye, with the prankster ability.


EDIT:
[@Nightmare Bunny]

You.

You are an American Pavement Ape.

Chances are you're in America or another first world country.

You probably live in a city. Cities have wifi and pavement.

You are a primate.
[/quote]

...And here I thought you were just using a shortened form of NAPA. My rage and disappointment have dissipated. Carry on, my wayward son.