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Unfortunately, I'm actually an alien from outer space! Although my human disguise is, in fact, Chinese :) And I'm going to school... in rural, rural Massachusetts. So, wrong on all three counts! But it was a nice try~! :D
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The alien joke is so overused it's not even funny anymore. I cried a little bit when I read that. And not in the good way.

Massachusetts, despite popular belief, is in America.

You go to school by driving on a PAVED ROAD.
[@Nightmare Bunny]

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[quote]Carry on, my wayward son.[/quote]

I am a half retarded, autismal, generally annoying psychopath. But a racist I am not.

Also, I love you.
[@Ogobrogo]


EDIT:
Night, I am the dark messiah. Eat yourself.