Well tough titty.

Also I'm tired but uh... there are so many things wrong with that short history. Which makes it just... amazing...

Re-read the OP, We're set at the end of the Clone Wars. So your Dad can't be Sith unless he is Palpatines kid or Vader had an affair.

You also have had to off been a Jedi for the past... since you were a toddler.