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Oh lel
Actually, no; I've heard multiple examples where augh sounded like off, including in names that ended with haugh.
I realised that after I decided to blow off traditional pronunciation rules for augh at the end of the word and say aw.

I wonder if it took you more than a second to realise that (since I called the third thing 2)
I'm not mad, actually. *claps wildly for textual propagation of intent*
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"Traditional pronunciation."
Just because you've seen it more doesn't make it "traditional." I've seen it more the other way.