[quote=Etcetera]
So basically... You can't outdumb him? Use basics. There has to be a way.
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KISS is his motto. "Keep It Simple, Stupid." You can't out-simple him, period. It's like he was molded to be a perfect strict parent. If there was a KND game where you had to fight different adults, they could use him as the one that you have to solve a super-complex puzzle in order to beat.