[quote=@Nightmare Bunny]
<Snipped quote by Ogobrogo>

> be bunny
> be asian
> too young for alcohol
> drugs are bad
> play video games and fuck around on the internet instead
> study
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> be loki
> be mixed
> too young for alcohol
> too smart for cigars
> voice not good enough to sing
> body not good enough to show
> too unattractive/too much of a dick to be in a relationship
> no relationship = no sex
> stay a virgin 
> don't do drugs
> pc too shit for better games
> pc too shit for streaming favorite games
> bad at making music
> play Touhou and fuck around on the internet for the whole day on weekends
> procrastinate
> cram sesh
> sometimes don't even study at all
> somehow get an A
> get all As for years in a row
> be a nerd
> have 4 waifus
> watch hentai
> rinse and repeat