[quote=@Ogobrogo]
Parties?
I remember parties...

>be ogo
>find alcohol
>joyous day
>consume alcohol
>oh yeah
>consume more alcohol
>Oh Yeah
>discuss grassy knoll with partygoers
>consume even more alcohol
>compose a beautiful romantic ballad about friend's grandmother.
>OH YEAH
>perform song to friends, substitute all romantic parts with obscene sexual references
>standing ovation
>consume yet more alcohol
>MACHO MAHN
>become prince shaamalotam, lord of the dance
>challenge friends to dance off
>be world's only black guy that can't dance
>be world's only gay guy that can't dance
>still win dance off
>consume just a touch more alcohol
>justice
>liberty
>freedom
>murica
>...
>...
>...
>wake up in car, missing a shoe and wearing a wig
>typical saturday
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moral: Parties are bad. Alcohol is bad. Stay in your room and play video games. And study.

But I'm sure you're an amazing dancer~! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...?