[quote=@MonstrousMan]
* A deep voice, soft but dominating speaks out into the minds of all*
Beings of the universe, rejoice.
Your master has returned to you all.
Please, please. 
No need to stand.
* A sharp and unimaginable pain fills your mind forcing you to fall to your knees*
Kneel.

[/quote]

Heeeey! I don't appreciate you messing with my mind, mister!