[quote=@Ogobrogo]
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It was easy, really. First I pulled my leg back. Then I pushed it forward. It was even easier than normal actually, because they're lighter than normal people. They go farther too. More aerodynamic or something. I dunno.
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...as a short person, I feel personally victimized.

Now I'm going to go cry in a corner. And grow some mushrooms. Which I'll water with my salty, salty tears.