[quote=@Dinh AaronMk]
Why would you even want to be in a space suit, where there's still a atmosphere for your wastes to slowly decay your body.

Would it not be best to become microwaved by space radiation, all the while the total lack of atmosphere kills the microbial life in you. So then when you're picked up by aliens they become jealous of your endowments and go on a quest to eliminate Earth so that they may have the biggest dicks?
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No, because they don't communicate with their dicks, they communicate with smells. You want to be decayed so your foul, corpse stench defiles their alien atmosphere when they open you up.