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I don't get it.
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I've written two poems for a girl I like. One was explicitly a love poem (I was 12--although it was still rather good) and the other was just a poem for her birthday, because she has a boyfriend now. The latter was the more flattering of the two, although subtly through analogies. I could totally win her away if I write more poems.

(that last sentence is a joke)