You are not impressed by Bedivere's torture techniques?

Very well then. He shall offer Martin one of two methods for the first night to endure.

1) Using a 7th century BCE iron kopis, which was recovered from the salty waters of the Mediterranean to the point of being dulled and rusted, Bedivere will take his time to cut Martin's flesh, flaying him alive with a rusted razor effectively and waiting for the tetanus to set in. From there, he would artistically disinfect certain parts of Martin's body with a bit of concentrated lemon juice while drinking a bloody lemonade, humming along as he prepares to bury Martin alive in a coffin and proceedes to dump salt over the man's body and seal the coffin for the night. Enjoy the pain as the tetany clenches your body in awkward position against the coffin.

2) Applying a Tracheotomy. Bedivere proceeds to insert a breathing tube down Martin's windpipe and seals it up from his nasal passages. Then he encases's Martin's head from the chin up a glass box before proceeding to fill it with water continuously while a projector flashes against the glass in a strobe-like manner.